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Post  UNCLE BOB on Wed Mar 15, 2017 11:45 am

The ATO has returned the Tax Return to a man in Victoria after he apparently answered one of the questions.

In response to the question, "Do you have anyone dependent on you?"

The man wrote:  "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 450 idiots in Parliament,  thousands of 'retired politicians' and an entire group that call themselves 'Senators'

The ATO stated that the response he gave was "unacceptable".

The man's response back to ATO was,  "Who did I leave out?"
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Post  Wombat on Wed Mar 15, 2017 1:22 pm

Uncle Bob He did leave one out "The ATO, it self" Q24
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Post  UNCLE BOB on Wed Mar 15, 2017 11:04 pm

Wombat wrote:Uncle Bob He did leave one out "The ATO, it self" Q24
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Yeah, good one Wombat.
The ATO would be satisfied with that answer V07
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Post  deutran on Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:26 pm

I think it might be time for him to chuck it in and live "Off the grid". Shocked
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Post  hapalogh on Fri Mar 17, 2017 3:56 pm

Good one uncle Bob.
Also NAVY Really great big boats $20,000,000,000.
And AIRFORCE Really fantastically great new aeroplanes $40,000,000,000.
Their goes my pension Sad

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