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Post  Guest on Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:31 am

Some great answers there and some funny ones, but now lets get serious because this is a relevent topic and we need to go through all the suggestions and work out which is the best one which will stop car theft. study

After much thought I believe I have come up with a good solution which would suit most members here, Use your Mother In - Laws Car Smile

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Post  Axeman on Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:25 pm

I love the idea of using snake I just need to bet over my all things that slither.
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Post  Narrawa on Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:21 pm

Problem.
Who says the criminal minded is not amongst us and reading our every move.?

Im sticking to the used nappy idea.....however, now the cats out of the bag on the ingredients, whats to say i don't substitute the snickers for the real thing.? affraid pale Shocked



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Post  GoldstalkerGPX on Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:32 pm

Axeman wrote:I love the idea of using snake I just need to bet over my all things that slither.

Indeed, I bought a 4' fish tank with all of the heating gear etc the other day, now the wife wants me to get fish Shocked I told her NO, that was for the snake affraid

The debate continues....maybe a second tank Laughing


P.S Narrawa, do ya want some soiled nappies Razz
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Post  Narrawa on Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:17 pm

GoldstalkerGPX wrote:
P.S Narrawa, do ya want some soiled nappies Razz
Mate, i went halves in 3 boys & a girl, iv seen, inhaled and handled all the naturally soiled nappies im gunna....till im old enough to soil some of my own...and then its someones else's turn. Razz

My posts were theoretical. Laughing
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Post  djthebigfella on Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:55 am

Keep a snake in your car..... it should deter most people Very Happy

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Post  Harb on Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:28 am

you leave a note on the side window.....

"To the tilt tray driver

Please be careful as I am not sure which seat the brown snake went under, but I am not game to look.
Call me when Wires is finished removing it so I can come pick up the car"
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Post  Chimpy on Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:28 am

G'day
My little trick is the "roof spider". I have a VERY large and realistic spider pinned to the roof lining between the rear-vision mirror and the drivers sun-shade.
It wont stop them breaking in but they wont stay long or steal the car. I had my Disco broken into a few years ago but it appeared the thief had a sudden change of mind as nothing was disturbed and the drivers door was left wide open. I bet he wished he'd worn his extra-brown safety trousers Twisted Evil

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Post  Imadogman on Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:57 pm

With El Cheapo trail cams around I was thinking that a small printed message on the inside of the windscreen with
"Smile you are being photographed by remote video surveilence" might work.
Even better still spend the hundred bucks on a camera and hide it in the bushes. And use the sign as well. If you want to spend more money motion detected video could be sent to your I-phone. But then you would have to scramble back and spoil a dood day on the coil.
Got this idea becasue I belong to a community garden and we had trouble with break-ins, so erected dummy cameras and a few signs and the break-ins stopped.
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Post  Big Nugget on Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:59 am

Leave a note stuck to Driver Window that reads:

"I'm watching you!"

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EDIT: Woops, the post before mine had already suggested something similar sorry.
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Post  Chimpy on Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:51 am

G'day
Just came across this for the used nappy fans
http://www.themagicshop.com.au/products/Dirty_Diaper.aspx

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Post  Greenwell2 on Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:58 pm

had this warped vision of eating the mars bars out of the nappy on the way home..hehe
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Post  papoutsi on Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:00 pm

How about a pit bull seated in front seat ?

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Post  skookumchuck on Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:02 pm

i have a windscreen cover with 4 rottweilers snarling. the caption underneath says' THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS CAR WORTH LOOSING YOUR LIFE OVER !'  seems to work !

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Post  Aussie Jason on Wed Apr 30, 2014 7:07 am

Where can I get myself one of those chimps? LOL

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